Will the humiliation never end??? Does every single company in the world have it written in their strategic plans that ritual, on-going humiliation of fat people is a mandatory KPI (key performance indicator) for success??
Where has this stemmed from you may ask????
Well, the G-Star decided that thanks to the household aristocrats (Claude and Vincent our Australian Silky Terrorists) the entire family needed to be well....wormed. A simple enough concept you might say but apparently for a fat person...well let the ritual humiliation begin... did you know that worming tablets are based on weight??? Well they are and what do you think that means...it means that fatty bomb batty me required well basically the entire packet of worming tablets...well OK not quite because just to insult your fatness as much as possible the makers of the worming tablets highlight that if you are over 70kg (well basically you're too fat to be wormed and well maybe having worms might be a good thing for you huh??) and that you need to take 7 that's right 7 squares of foul tasting 'chocolate' tablets.....
From hence forth this will be known as the Worming Incident of 2010...not happy G-Star....
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